Press Release “Cheesecake, Jr. in the Future”

Posted: 23rd May 2011 by Warren Peas in Uncategorized

     “Cheesecake, Jr. in the Future” by Devin Moffit

     Come on a new journey provided by Devin Moffit, a 12 year old boy with Aspergers Syndrome from Northern California. His hobbies include studying history and geography, facts about past and present american presidents, writing fiction, and spending time with his family.

Click here for information about Aspergers Syndrome  or direct your browser to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

With a little help from his mother, Devin has published one of his books (an 18  page short story of the sci-fi genre) to smashwords.com for the first time. Both Devin and his mother agree that his book is a fantastic read for young children of all backgrounds, especially other children with Aspergers- as well as adults with Aspergers. He hopes to be an inspiration to all people with Aspergers; “anyone can do anything, as long have the have the passion and the spirit,” He says.  He hopes to erase the stigma that Aspergers is a “disorder” that keeps people from achievment.

“Cheesecake, Jr. in the Future” is an eBook, readable on your computer, smartphone, dedicated eReader or tablet. For further information on eBooks and how to download them and read them , click here or direct your web browser to http://www.smashwords.com/about/supportfaq#Reading. Devin’s book is free to all readers, how ever when the book has gained sufficient popularity, Devin is thinking of charging $0.99 for each copy and donating the proceeds to Autism Speaks or a similar charity/program.

Reviews for Devin’s book:

 ”Fast-paced, trippy and smile-inducing. Robots and dinosaur-people peacefully co-exist and eat ravioli. Good times.” -Andrea Lipomi

“…Indeed, Devin Moffit is a talented young author whose work sends out a positive message to other people, particular other young people with Aspergers.” -Deb, @MumForAutism, author of the “Aspergers, family life and meblog.

Here is the synopsis for his book: “Travel back and forth in time with me- Cheesecake Jr., your new Dinosaur-Person friend. I am heading into the future so come along and learn a few things that happen to Earth centuries from now and come see some awesome gadgets! I myself love chatting with the fridge. Let’s see how a small afternoon adventure with my dad’s time machine can turn into a clusterschmuck (That’s what my dad calls messed up situations).”

You can download the book by clicking here, or direct your web browser to http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/60176 

Devin’s mother, Susan, manages his book and can be reached for questions comments or suggestions at Mr.Diddles@hotmail.com

free hit counters
free hit counters

NEW PRICE $0.99 USD

Posted: 17th May 2011 by Warren Peas in Uncategorized

DOWNLOAD HERE at smashwords:https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/33449

My son wrote this book :) im so proud of him. download it now, it’s free! read on your PC or smartphone or dedicated e-reader

“Cheesecake, Jr. in the Future” by Devin Moffit

view and download here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/60176

synopsis:

Travel back and forth in time with me- Cheesecake Jr., your new Dinosaur-Person friend. I am heading into the future so come along and learn a few things that happen to Earth centuries from now and come see some awesome gadgets! I myself love chatting with the fridge. Let’s see how a small afternoon adventure with my dad’s time machine can turn into a clusterschmuck (That’s what my dad calls messed up situations).
*This short story was written by my 12 year old son, Devin, who has Asperger’s Syndrome. It Is the 2nd book in his series.

MY EBOOK FREE FOR ONE DAY!

Posted: 22nd December 2010 by Warren Peas in Uncategorized

FREE for 1 day, my sci-fi book- enter coupon code WM97J http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/33449

offer ends january 23, 2010

Here is a free preview. See next post to find out where to but it ($2.99) and a special limited time 25% off coupon!

********************************************************************************************************************

CH 1

 

     The pitch black night sky was shattered by a piercing scream, “HEWWWWWWW!!!!!” Mr. Diddles retrieved his lock pick kit and ran away to avoid being captured by The Karate Guys. They chased him down that dimly lit alleyway, on that cold crisp December night, nun chucks flailing wildly like a gang of cats fighting in a potato sack. Mr. Diddles wanted nothing more but to be home watching the rugby game and drinking a Boar Cocoa. That would be a long way off because he hadn’t even managed to break into the McRonald’s Corporate Headquarters Office Department of Redundancy Department office. His plans had once again been thwarted by those damn Karate Guys.

       He continued to run, just barely ahead of the pursuing enemies. He looked exactly like Chuck Norris except his face was really different, he had black hair, he was quite a bit taller, and he dressed in a completely different style…More like a half goth half Mormon missionary guy style.

       He reached into his left pocket, and in dismay he realized there was a hole. “Ah son of a….!” He quickly checked his other pocket and with much relief found he had a secret surprise stashed on the right side as well (and it hadn’t fallen out through a hole). As he pulled his stuff out of his pants, he turned around to face The Karate Guys. Almost in slow motion his hand went back and then forward, releasing a pink sparkly dust that froze above the heads of The Karate Guys and then exploded like a sack of chicken eggs left in the hot Arizona desert for five weeks. The Karate Guys stopped their pursuit and wiped their eyes frantically. One of the masked hoodlums exclaimed, “This pepper spray is very strong!”

     The leader, Skwizzmar Coofer, slapped him silly in the face. “That wasn’t pepper spray, you fool! That was black magic! Voodoo! Hu-ju! And now he has escaped again! You Karate Guys! Stop crying and straighten yourselves up! You all look like a bag of smashed assholes!”

     Mr. Diddles had many reasons to hate The Karate Guys. They wrote a lot of bad stuff about him on Facebook, they were always cock blocking, and of course they were always thwarting his top secret missions. Is it ofcourse or of course? Hold on, turning spell check on…

     Ok. Currently he was working for the C.I.A.- errr I mean ummm some guy Michael Moore knew in high school uhhh in Canada ehh some guy’s cousin. Oops. This “cousin”, we’ll call him Uncle Sam, was paying him $175 to retrieve a file from the McRonald’s Corporate Headquarters Office Department of Redundancy Department office. It wasn’t a lot of money, but that was fine with him. It would be enough to buy a used air hockey table with a few bucks left over to buy a can of Boar Cocoa, but above all he’d be able to live his life dream, to be a super hero! 

     The story didn’t end up being long enough, so I’m adding this sentence here to fatten it up a bit.

     Mr. Diddles made it to his apartment after making sure The Karate Guys hadn’t followed him. He reached in his pocket for his keys, but there it was; that hole again. God damn it he thought to himself as he sat on his door step. The apartment manager wouldn’t answer at this time of night, and he didn’t have the kind of cash it took to get a locksmith to come out. He sighed in resignation and pulled his lock pick kit close to him and used it as a pillow while he slept.

     He woke up the next day at 3:30 in the afternoon, found the manager, and had him unlock his front door. It was a bitterly cold day, so as soon as he got inside he shut the large bay view window in the front room.

     He was surprised when he entered his spare room/office and saw his assistant, known only as BH, sitting at his kitchen table. He wasn’t surprised about BH being in his apartment uninvited, he was surprised the kitchen table was in his office. It should have been in the kitchen.

     “So ya wanna tell me what happened last night?” She said to him in a seductive whisper. The lawn service was mowing just outside the window so he had a hard time hearing her.

      “HUH?!” He yelled.

     She repeated herself, in the same whisper. The mowing began to get so loud it shook the walls and rattled the windows. She tried again, this time screaming at the top of her lungs.

     “WHAT?!” He still couldn’t hear her.

     She tried again. Mr. Diddles attempted to read her lips.

     “WHAT DID I HAVE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT? WHY?!”

     “No, no no,” she said. Just then Bobby Bill Thornton, a contact for Uncle Sam, waltzed into the room. He was texting. Mr. Diddles felt his cell phone vibrating so he pulled it out and read the text.

12/14/10 3:48 P.M.

Sender: B.B. Thornton (916) 555- 6291

You couldn’t hear me knocking so I came in. I have important news for you.

     Mr. Diddles texted back:

12/14/10 3:50 P.M.

Sender: Morton Diddles (916) 555- 1638

OK so what is it buddy?

     He received Thornton’s reply:

12/14/10 3:51 P.M.

Sender: B.B. Thornton (916) 555- 6291

Get ready to die motherfucker!

SAVE 25% ON MY BOOK FREE COUPON

Posted: 21st December 2010 by Warren Peas in Uncategorized

order my book now and save 25%! enter COUPON code HP63U when checking out. hurry, this offer EXPIRES january 15, 2011 (coupon available at the smashowrds website; not the amazon site)

find the book for iphone, ipad, blackberry, pc, mac, android, aldiko, sony e-readers, and most other e-readers here : http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/33449

for kindle here:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004D4Y8N4

THANK YOU FOR CHECKING OUT MY BOOK “Mr. Diddles, the Pit of Fire, and The Karate Guys”. Don’t forget to leave reviews at it’s page at smashwords or amazon

GET FOR KINDLE

Posted: 16th December 2010 by Warren Peas in Uncategorized

my book is now available in the kindle store here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004D4Y8N4 check it out there, you can get a free sample there or just check a free sample out on this page; it’s posted at the bottom.

BETTER NEWS!!!

Posted: 15th December 2010 by Warren Peas in Uncategorized

My book is now AVALAIBLE at smashwords. SPECIAL PROMOTION FOR MY BLOG VIEWERS- 25% OFF (coupon code= HP63U
use this code when checking out) hurry this coupon expires january 15 2010)

here’s the book: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/33449

visit smashwords…you can download 20% of my book for free to check it out. http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/33449

My Book Now available at smashwords.com

Available in these formats:

Online Reading (HTML)  
Online Reading (JavaScript)  
Kindle (.mobi)  
Epub (open industry format, good for Stanza reader, others)  
PDF (good for highly formatted books, or for home printing)  
RTF (readable on most word processors)  
LRF (for Sony Reader)  
Palm Doc (PDB) (for Palm reading devices)  
Plain Text (download) (flexible, but lacks much formatting)  
Plain Text (view) (viewable as web page)  

Good News!

Posted: 15th December 2010 by Warren Peas in Uncategorized

Sorry about the delay. My book is now in the queue in Kindle-land and should be available very soon (1-3 days if no more setbacks rear their ugly heads). AND i have uploaded it to be published on smashwords.com so it will be avaiable for Nooks, Sony E-readers and most other devices!!!!!! Here’s my profile at smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/WarrenPeas